The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
I need people to understand that I do not kiss anybody’s ass. I do not chase after anybody. I do not check for anyone. I do not go out my way for people who aren’t going out their way for me. So the moment I start doing any of those things, you better sit the fuck back & appreciate me.